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FUNNY or what!!!! ~
Funny how a $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the mall or market.
~ Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing cards.
~ Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church can be, but how short they are when watching a movie.
~ Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
~ Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how easy it is for the same people to understand and spread gossip in great detail about someone.
~ Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
~ Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to be obedient to God's word, or to do anything.
~ Funny, isn't it?
Funny how a $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the mall or market.
~ Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing cards.
~ Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church can be, but how short they are when watching a movie.
~ Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
~ Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how easy it is for the same people to understand and spread gossip in great detail about someone.
~ Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
~ Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to be obedient to God's word, or to do anything.
~ Funny, isn't it?